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Posted - 2010.06.15 19:12:00 -
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\o/ *Chants* CA-TA-LYSTS! CA-TA-LYSTS!
Originally by: CCP Claw
Me, I don't even see the drones. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead...
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Posted - 2010.06.16 17:03:00 -
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There'd better at least be a Catalyst BPO and some smartbombs in there. 
Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster. I realize no one asked but confirming it regardless.
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Posted - 2010.06.16 19:01:00 -
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Originally by: Bucky O'Hair Edited by: Bucky O''Hair on 16/06/2010 18:10:04
Originally by: Triple Entendre There'd better at least be a Catalyst BPO and some smartbombs in there. 
OMG... Catalyst BPO ....
I just spewed diet coke all over my keyboard...through my nose!!
       
edit: Anyone have a link to that video?
At some point, as a big one fingered salute to Youtube, I'll put it back up. I just have to remember where WMM saved it to...And what I called it.
Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster. I realize no one asked but confirming it regardless.
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Posted - 2010.06.17 23:43:00 -
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Originally by: captain foivos "Dear sir and/or madame,
You have been detected illegally mining in high security space in a Hulk without filing the proper paperwork (See: Form 137A). Ordinarily, you would simply be asked to cease and desist, in order to facilitate our macro-mining prevention systems. However, this is such an egregious violation that we at the Hulkageddon Orphanage have no no choice but to initiate Hulkageddon III: The Summer of GankÖ upon you.
May your exhumers burn with the intensity of a thousand suns.
Sincerely, captain foivos"
Can't say we didn't try to warn them.
Remember, to be fully professional you should also forward them an invoice to pay for the post-justice cleanup.
Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster. I realize no one asked but confirming it regardless.
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Posted - 2010.06.18 20:38:00 -
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And to make it known nice and early this time, I'll be putting together several compilation videos of the best Hulky Explodey nature possible.
So, if people would mail EVE-Files links of decent quality footage to Alexei Chernobyl, along with any information (Names of people, corps etc involved), I'll see what I can do. Just a bit of fun, really. 
Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster. I realize no one asked but confirming it regardless.
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Posted - 2010.06.21 02:57:00 -
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Originally by: Garon Lodian
Maybe go after the macro-miners specifically? Just a thought.
This has been advertised well in advance. Anyone still out mining is probably a macro unless they're not. It's a 50/50 chance.
And as for 'griefing as many miners as possible, for.. the sake of what exactly?', cash, prizes and amusement. Not necessarily in that order.
Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster. I realize no one asked but confirming it regardless.
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Posted - 2010.06.21 16:45:00 -
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Propaganda video incoming within the next day or two, hopefully. That is, if I can get my external hard drive working.
Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster. I realize no one asked but confirming it regardless.
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Posted - 2010.06.27 15:16:00 -
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Did someone say Hulkageddon music? :D
Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster. I realize no one asked but confirming it regardless.
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Posted - 2010.06.28 16:46:00 -
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Originally by: Intense Thinker
Originally by: Helicity Boson
Originally by: Mace Maddox Not again. How booooring.
Will there be a Hulkageddon 19 ?
By current estimates, that would be in 2020, and the prizepot will be 20b x 10^2 isk
That's 2*10^12 isk or 2,000,000,000,000 isk 
Dibs.
Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster. I realize no one asked but confirming it regardless.
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Posted - 2010.07.01 15:49:00 -
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Originally by: Pehk Mak'mel'ahma
Originally by: Dracondrias Great thx for this stupid event, all i do is mining so i guess i will have to do what most real industry char will do and that is stay away and let the account expire untill after this thing. What a waste of time for me really
That's a defeatist attitude, my friend. Our company is embracing Hulkageddon by holding our own little contest. Seeing our corp is very small (on average 3-5 people, factoring in turnover) and composed entirely of miners, our contest consists of two parts:
1) We want to see how much our corporation (ODATRIK Mining Corporation) can raise during the Hulkageddon event. Our bronze goal is 20 million ISK, our silver goal is 40 million ISK, and our gold goal is 60 million ISK. Seeing we will mine in T1 frigates to protect our mammoths and retrievers from the ravages of Hulkageddon , this will be indeed an amazing challenge, but we are just going to have fun playing our contest. ODATRIK Mining Corporation has both purchased and manufactured up to 30 probes and bursts for this operation and we even have a few wreathes on order for the hauling part. In addition, the company will cover the cost of new clones if anyone gets podded during the event.
2) A special award will be given to the one member of our corporation that sells the most mined ore. This hopefully will help the first goal rise faster. It's a nice award, made and paid for by myself, and will be given to the winner in our corp.
Miners shouldn't cry about this. We should instead make a game of it and have a good time.
Pehk Mak'mel'ahma
MY GOD! THEY'RE ADAPTING!
Quick. Someone get this man a beer or something.
Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster. I realize no one asked but confirming it regardless.
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Posted - 2010.07.09 18:16:00 -
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Originally by: Edith Bunker So hows the stealing candy from a baby event going?

It's not stealing candy from a baby.
It's calling in a bunkerbuster on a baby and picking the candy from the fine, fleshy paste.
And it's going well, and much entertainment is being had by all*. 
*May not include gankees. But they're pi±atas anyway.
Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster. I realize no one asked but confirming it regardless.
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